CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9836	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	7811	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8459
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	78
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	3897
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	9480	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crops Grown:	3104
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	1364	Magical Moments Shared:	29