CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	813630
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3257
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	7896	Mines Excavated:	2906
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	288

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	1499	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	99904
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	7880
Emeralds Found:	4000	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2