CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Star Shards Collected:	55	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4495	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Pals United

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u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

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Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3029	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MILcraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4822
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	130
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

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StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1183
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	717
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605607

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	187

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!