CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8733
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	2581

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	154953

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	299570	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2286
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	1174
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2448
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Animals Bred:	189

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	892	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3