so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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