Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Emeralds Found: 9714 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ores Mined: 5745
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Villages Defended: 7 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4532 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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