Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.

And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.

So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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