CraftyCommiesWarzone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	New Chunks Explored:	226607
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	3045	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6248	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2259	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	571459
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	438785
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7398

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Items Found:	8110	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	154
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6