CraftyCommiesPeaceTalks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Votes:	8064	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6713
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	8478
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5698
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	1266
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9680
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2448
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5116
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	866549	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4931	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8170	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3985
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6878	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9875	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312