CraftyCommiesNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	7597
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3484	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	8023
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6660
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7350
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2