so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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