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Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Votes:	715
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Mines Excavated:	2353

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	1153
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	269946	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	116
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	305499
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	9487
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	1339	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4598	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4279	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4