CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8186
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4500	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	1948
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Crops Grown:	8607
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
New Chunks Explored:	609679	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	347933	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8818
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3