CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	3025	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5875	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1603	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Emeralds Found:	9645	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	4

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5020	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Villages Defended:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	1177
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	176	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Players:	102/900	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3