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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5415	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	838744
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4006	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3801
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	268
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	163
Towns Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Villages Defended:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9106
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bixomi.aternos.me:52610

Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3