CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	541847
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	111	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	7855	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	9089	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	1216	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2772	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	8952	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4