CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2503
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7589	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	823	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchantments Applied:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Votes:	1786
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	95
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Votes:	2759	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8592

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9287	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	9609	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5565

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	512
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Votes:	970