CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1814
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	9369
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	794868
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7515	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5554	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4950
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3