CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft server: Brekky Time

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	1024
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FILsLifeBoomCraft

BETRAYAL, confronting family, confronting family members, confronting in-laws, confronting spouse, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, family betrayal, family conflict, Family secrets, father in-law, father stealing, FILsLifeBoomCraft, financial crisis, financial deception, financial infidelity, financial struggles, Financial Theft, marriage problems, stolen money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and frustration? Look no further, as we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).

And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine

Alone Time, Chillcraft, Cooking, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, leisure activities, Listening to music, meditation, mindfulness, nature walks, pampering, quiet time, reading, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, unwind, Unwinding, watching movies

Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF

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Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty landscapes of Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again, because our community is so lively and active that you’ll never have a dull moment.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Mindfulness Server

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So, like, if you’re feeling down and anxious in Minecraft, come join our server! It’s like taking a happy pill but without the side effects, man. Our mindfulness meditation techniques are like magic for your brain, just as good as popping Escitalopram but without the weird chemicals messing you up.

Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What is the IP for SMii7Yminus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Are They Different? Minecraft Server

civilized behavior, civilized society, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural levels, cultural maturity, cultural understanding, maturity differences, maturity levels, Mental Development, mental growth, mental maturity, Minecraft, Server, social behavior, social norms, societal behavior, societal development, societal maturity, societal norms

Welcome to the most sophisticated and refined Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Our players are so culturally advanced, they discuss the latest Minecraft updates over high tea and debate the merits of building in creative mode versus survival mode like true intellectuals.

But don’t let their mental maturity fool you – these players know how to have a good time! Rumor has it that one player built an entire roller coaster that goes through the Nether just for fun, while another player created a pixel art masterpiece of a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The creativity knows no bounds on this server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can engage in stimulating conversations about redstone contraptions and build the most outrageous structures imaginable, look no further. Join us and become part of this cultured and mentally mature community today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Character development, deaths, Drama, dramatic deaths, Entertainment, Latin America, Media, mexican culture, Mexican telenovelas, Mexican television, Minecraft, Opera, plot twists, popular culture, Revenge, smp, soap, soap operas, storytelling, telenovelas, television, tragic endings, villainous, Villains

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

abandoned civilization, Apocalypse, deserted landscape, deserted planet, deserted streets, deserted world, desolation, doomsday scenario, eerie silence, empty cities, end of humanity, existential crisis, ISOLATION, last human, last man standing, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, smp, solitude, Survival

Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoSpleef4You

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Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Review Queens Server

consumer behavior, dissatisfied, fear of backlash, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender rating gap, gender stereotypes, Men, negative evaluation, observations, online behavior, online feedback, online reviews, QUEENS, rating patterns, review, Server, social norms, study, Women

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	623	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Links, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, report and hide, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

Allure, allurement, APPEAL, attraction, attractiveness, beauty, captivation, charisma, Charm, desirability, Enchantment, enticement, fascination, her appeal, Interest, magnetism, Minecraft, seduction, smp, what is her appeal, woman’s appeal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	343206
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	153	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1