CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4070	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.

like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.

plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.

so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7759	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	221585
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9369	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8777
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	5250	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	155
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6765
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!