CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Items Found:	7996
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

What is the IP for TDBarrett Minecraft Server?

barrett, challenge, Franchise, Game, gameplay, madden 25 falcons, madden falcons, madden fantasy draft, madden game, madden nfl, Minecraft, Server, td, TDBarrett

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1866	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

TDBarrett, also known as Taylor Barrett, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for his gaming content, primarily focusing on Madden NFL and NBA 2K. With a dynamic personality and engaging commentary, TDBarrett has amassed a large following on his channel, which features gameplay, pack openings, and challenges. Outside of YouTube, Barrett is also active on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter, where he interacts with fans and shares updates on his content.

GhostPearlYT Minecraft server

admins, Gaming, ghostpearlyt, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Spawn

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Get an option by asking the admin! Cool spawn, kind admins, tons of plugins!

GPYT.aternos.me:16841

Kengan Craft Empire 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, addictive viewing., Adrenaline Rush, Anime, binge watch, Brutal, Character development, cliffhangers, Craft, Emotional rollercoaster, Empire, Fighting, INTENSE, Intense battles, Kengan, Kengan Asura, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, Netflix, plot twists, power struggle, strong characters, Tournament, underground fighting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	New Chunks Explored:	90430
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Bro, forget about Kengan Asura, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got more action than a showdown between two jacked fighters.

Build your own virtual arena and challenge other players to epic battles.

Trust me, you’ll forget all about Kengan Asura once you start dominating in our server.

Plus, who needs anime when you can create your own epic storylines with your friends in Minecraft?

Join now and unleash your inner warrior in a world where anything is possible!

TowTrouble Minecraft Server

Accountability, apathetic nature, Apathy, bills, car payments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, credit card, emotional reactions, family dynamics, financial responsibility, leasing, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal boundaries, repossessed, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sibling relationships, towed car, TowTrouble

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6148	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring, apathetic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!

Our server is so crazy, even your sister who doesn’t care about anything will be shocked! Imagine her nonchalantly telling you that her diamond pickaxe got repossessed by a creeper and she’s confident she will get it back. That’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server!

But beware, if you’re not ready for the wild ride, you might end up like your sister’s car – towed and repossessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. So join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t be apathetic about it, because this is a big deal!

MILcraft: Banhammer Edition

acceptance, Banhammer, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, family, Guilt, Homophobia, in-laws, love, loyalty, Manipulation, Marriage, MILcraft, relationships, Respect, Support, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s visit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected alliances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual mother-in-law as she tries to sabotage your Minecraft marriage. Will you ban her from your virtual home or will you let her tear your pixelated relationship apart? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama on this server can get intense. Will you have the support of your virtual husband, or will he be torn between you and his overbearing virtual mom? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of emotions.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

NudeCraft: Just Block It!

acceptance, BLOCK, body image, body positivity, clothing optional, comfort, cultural norms, freedom, individual rights, Liberation, modesty, NudeCraft, nudity, personal boundaries, public nudity, self-confidence, Self-expression, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, taboo

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being naked is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged! Imagine roaming the pixelated lands in your birthday suit, feeling the breeze on your blocky skin. Why wear armor when you can flaunt your pixel-perfect physique?

Join us for the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs all while in the buff. Don’t worry, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows nudity within its borders. So strip down, let loose, and embrace your inner nudist!

But beware, rumors say that a legendary naked warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to challenge his commando ways. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate naked warrior?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let it all hang out!

Venomous Bug Breeders

bioengineering, Breeders, bug, disease transmission, entomology, female lifespan, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, insect control, insect population control, insect-specific venom proteins, male insects, mating, mosquitoes, public health, reproductive biology, research, scientists, Semen, Toxic Male Technique, vector-borne diseases, Venomous

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

join our server for a wild ride like no other! we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff like makin’ male insects shoot venom proteins in their semen. it’s like a toxic male technique on steroids, man! when these bugs mate, the females lose their minds and can’t spread disease no more. it’s like a bug soap opera up in here! come join the madness and see what other wacky experiments we got goin’ on. you won’t be disappointed, trust me!

Pixel Jigz and Jigs 1.20.2

#carpentry, 1.20.2, complete jigs, Crafting, Creative, diy, Fun, Handmade, hobby, jig making, jig templates, Jiggers, jiggie, jigs, Jigz, make jigs, PIXEL, Projects, Sfw, Tools, TwioFf266, woodworking, woodworking tools

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	563	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	147

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a freakin’ jigsaw puzzle paradise up in here! And not just any jigs, we’re talkin’ about the most mind-bending, brain-melting jigs you’ve ever seen!

I’m talking jigs that will make you question your existence, jigs that will make you question reality itself! And the best part? You get to complete these jigs with a whole bunch of other crazy peeps just like you!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to this server and get ready to have your mind blown as you piece together the most epic jigs of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Boob AI Detection

ai, Artificial Intelligence, boob, breast cancer, cancer research, DETECTION, detection rate, diagnostic tools, digital health, early detection, false positives, Healthcare, healthcare innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical imaging, medical technology, oncology, PIXEL, Precision medicine, Radiology, screenings, study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5562	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

join our epic minecraft server for the most lit gaming experience of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block with a secret message written on it. the message said “join this server and you will find endless treasures and epic adventures!” so the player followed the message and BOOM, they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever encounter, like the legendary chickenzilla and the elusive creeper king. not to mention, our community is filled with the funniest and friendliest players you will ever meet. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

White Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancestry, Background, biracial, Caucasian, cultural heritage, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity pride, European, family heritage, heritage, Identity, Italian, Italian-American, Mediterranean, mixed race, multicultural, Nationality, odyssey, racial identity, Space, White

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got spaghetti blocks instead of bricks! Imagine building a house outta pasta, mama mia! Plus, all da mobs speak with Italian accents, it’s like playing Minecraft in da old country. So come on down and let’s-a-go!

melio

Adventure, backgrounds, Builder, common sense, Community, Discord, Events, Explorer, handbook, INCLUSIVE, Market District, Melio, Minigames, Origins, Paper, Region, Respect, Simple, smp, Survival, technical player, Trust, Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Melios Minecraft Server

Server Type	Whitelisted, survival
Version	Java 1.21.1
Plugins	Minimal
Focus	Playing together as a community
Region	West US

Highlights:

NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
Events and minigames every month
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Simple rules and trust system

Overview:

Join our chill community-focused server with a custom world generation and regular events. Play together, build together, and explore together!

Interested?

Apply through our Discord for whitelist access. Applications are reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook at meliosmp.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Apply through our Discord for whitelist access.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We operate on a trust system with minimal rules. Use common sense and respect others.
Can I participate in events and minigames?	Yes, we host events monthly for all players to enjoy.
Is there any specific playstyle encouraged on the server?	All playstyles are welcome, whether you’re a builder, explorer, or technical player.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25