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Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	36661	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	224	Potions Brewed:	188
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBusterLove, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, love, memorable, Movie, must watch, never gets old, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	30

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Brain Defects MC Server

Brain, Defects, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Dabl_2 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Dabl_2, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

The owner of the “Dabl2” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

dablf2.b2t.world

Mystical Realm 1.21

alliances, Battles, Conquest, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, Kingdom, Kingdom 821, Kingdom 822, Kingdom Building, kingdoms clash, long tail, Medieval, Medieval Warfare, multiplayer, mystical, Online game, Realm, Royalty, RPG, strategy, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Villages Defended:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Items Found:	5788	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can build your own kingdom and rule over peasants like the boss you are.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got dragons flying around, like, for real. And not just any dragons, but dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? Yeah, you can go on epic quests to find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find your true love (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join Kingdom 821 & 822 now and let the madness begin!

PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, crisis intervention, depression, hotline numbers, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, PixelSuicide, Professional help, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-care, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide helpline., Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1121
Animals Bred:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlocktopiaJoy

best feeling, Bliss, BlocktopiaJoy, comfort, Connection, Contentment, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, ultimate happiness, warmth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	191

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4