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Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	6220
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ores Mined:	5278	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Farms Harvested:	874
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	122
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	2727	Star Shards Collected:	229
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7245

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Items Found:	1213	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	109	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Players:	96/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5