CraftyCommies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	993	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	795
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Potions Brewed:	54
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8034
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	5162	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8