Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2450 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2984 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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