CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	9552	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	170	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7944
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4657	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7795	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1125

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7380
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7903	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	141	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!