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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
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