CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Mines Excavated:	1701	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	577
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5136
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	108	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3172
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	796

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Votes:	9709
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9224
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	54
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!