lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Dimension Hops: 13 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

    HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
    Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 682378 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4011 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/robodat/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 759957
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1673 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6867 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 New Chunks Explored: 756120

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7195 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 1493
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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