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BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	4345
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	8934
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9724
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	96	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5741
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8198	Magic Items Found:	7669
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	185
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8759
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5127	Enchantments Applied:	130
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4083
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	60
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mines Excavated:	4657	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.