CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	4978
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

18andCrafty SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	186	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4035	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FoodTossinParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Potions Brewed:	101
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8652

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

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so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1