CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Enchantments Applied:	125
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7729	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4664	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	9557
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8330	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyUkraine2020

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so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5