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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Animals Bred:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4635	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	4419
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6932	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	4320

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7429	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1321	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dragon Eggs Found:	8891
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	7153	Enchantments Applied:	252

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.