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New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Nimi’s Trump ASMR Land

controversial, nimis, unexpected, Unconventional, Land

Yo, welcome to Napkeks Minecraft server! This place is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow jungle with exploding sheep and flying pigs. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Come on in and let’s get this party started! See you there, gamers!

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UnFriendableCraft

DUMPED, forgiveness, not be affiliated, Choosing, white coat ceremony

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like your unreliable friend? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t be left hanging like a missed white coat ceremony!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the weather forecast that made your friend bail on you last minute. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging with cryptic texts and excuses like “I don’t set alarms on weekends” – we’re here for you 24/7!

And if you’re tired of people not showing up for you when it matters most, come join our server where we’ll always have your back. No more getting dumped after 2 years of being strung along – on our server, you set the boundaries and we respect them!

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a Minecraft server that’s always there for you. Join us now and let’s build some epic memories together!

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EventualSMP: Global50yrs

future predictions, international relations, natural resources depletion, space exploration, EventualSMP

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest events happening every day! Like one time, a bunch of chickens started a revolution and took over the entire server, clucking their way to victory. And another time, we had a massive dance party with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick moves. Plus, rumor has it that in the next 50 years, the server is gonna be hit with a massive tornado made entirely of diamond blocks. So come join us and witness the chaos unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Tax Revolt Craft

education, Craft, tax revolt, public services, taxpayer revolt

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, California decided enough was enough and stopped paying federal taxes because they felt like the government wasn’t providing them with the services they deserved. Chaos ensued as the federal government tried to figure out how to handle the situation.

But on our Minecraft server, you can be a part of this wild scenario! Join us as we build our own California utopia, complete with free education, healthcare, and maybe even a few unicorns running around. Who needs the federal government when you have a Minecraft server like this one?

So come on, join us and see what happens when California takes matters into their own hands. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Reheat Leftovers Server

leftovers, sustainable eating, reducing waste, food preservation, meal ideas

Join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate foodie adventure! We have a special feature where you can reheat leftovers in game, just to let them cool down so you can eat them again! It’s like a never-ending buffet of lukewarm goodness. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of culinary chaos. From building giant pizza slices to creating a skyscraper made entirely of bacon, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let’s feast on some pixelated delights together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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