CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

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Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	571	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MemeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	6345	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	918924	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2