CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

18andCrafty SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FoodTossinParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	357
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	2186
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1