CraftyCommieCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Buildings Constructed:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Farms Harvested:	985	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	238
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	4652	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	1402	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	291
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!