CraftyCommentCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7703
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Emeralds Found:	7680	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7570

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	74
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	6558	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3871
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1010	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5460
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9458	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	7269
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	3637
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Buildings Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7