CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	7900
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	8496	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	308	Epic Quests Completed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!