CraftyColonists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	885	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4030
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	9964
Farms Harvested:	837	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	390439	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	2294	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6439

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	2888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3