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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.
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