CraftyCobson SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8524	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	278
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockPartyFamDinner

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	1314
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5910
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	New Chunks Explored:	949622
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Mines Excavated:	1243
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!