CraftyCobson SMP | New Minecraft Servers

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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

ToadLand Minecraft server

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Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9145	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	88
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	5033	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Towns Built:	4

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8515
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3