CraftyCobson SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchantments Applied:	92	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	522	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Potions Brewed:	151

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	462255
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	110	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!