CraftyCoastFrenchExit | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Votes:	481	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got French troops leaving the Ivory Coast, like, what even is that? But, like, don’t worry, they’re not coming to our server, they’re just leaving the real world and coming to ours to play some Minecraft.

Join us and you’ll be like, part of this crazy adventure where we have French troops building pixelated castles and battling creepers. It’s like, so wild, man. And, like, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How rad is that?

So, like, come join us on this server where the Ivory Coast is just a place for French troops to leave and Minecraft is the real deal. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast. See you there, dude!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8828	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	913	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	4782	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	9331
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	7928
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8801
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!