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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Towns Built: | 9 |
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got French troops leaving the Ivory Coast, like, what even is that? But, like, don’t worry, they’re not coming to our server, they’re just leaving the real world and coming to ours to play some Minecraft.
Join us and you’ll be like, part of this crazy adventure where we have French troops building pixelated castles and battling creepers. It’s like, so wild, man. And, like, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How rad is that?
So, like, come join us on this server where the Ivory Coast is just a place for French troops to leave and Minecraft is the real deal. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast. See you there, dude!
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a 
