CraftyCo-Worker Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever call you by your first name against your wishes! Join us and experience a world where your in-game name is the only name that matters.

We have a strict “no real names allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will ever accidentally reveal your true identity to the entire server. Our staff is dedicated to upholding this rule, even if it means giving a stern talking to new players who try to break it.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your privacy is respected and your wishes are always listened to. Who knew a Minecraft server could provide such a drama-free environment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and leave your real name at the door!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	177
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	586200
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Items Found:	6697
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PhilippineSeaPirates

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lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Love Letters Sent:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sahara

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	745	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	429
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2706	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	757	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.