Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Divine Spears Created: 29
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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