Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 7221 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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