Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Mines Excavated: 3324 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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