CraftyClickbaitCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9000	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8595	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	82	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	9847
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6286	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0